| Title | : | Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography |
|---|---|---|
| Author | : | Lemony Snicket |
| Release | : | 2012-06-12 |
| Kind | : | ebook |
| Genre | : | Culture, Places & People in Kids Fiction, Books, Kids, Fiction for Kids |
| Size | : | 48300291 |
| A Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: 1. Who is Lemony? 2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? 5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?" |
